You know, I realized something. If three year-olds went to comedy clubs it would sound a lot like this.

COMEDIAN: I just flew in from Philadelphia…and, boy, are my arms tired.
AUDIENCE: (Wild laughter)
COMEDIAN: I just flew in from Philadelphia…and, boy, are my arms tired.
AUDIENCE: (Wild laughter)
COMEDIAN: I just flew in from Philadelphia.

I think that’s why I love kids so much. They think I’m funny. I can run into a wall and they’ll crack up.



Well, some adults would crack up, too.